that's andrew joonhyun otis paik to you (and me). here are the early years in the life of.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

gone too soon

We miss you guys. Come back soon.

surftown u.s.a.

The little guy met some big fans when his eemo and cousins Justin & Davis came into town to ride some waves and see what all the fuss was about. The visit was a solid hit all the way around. The boys had a lot to teach the dude about life, pre-teen agnst, why it's good to be able to hold one's own head up-- all the hot button issues.

Not surprisingly, his eemo was utterly smitten. It's a good thing we've been told the wee one's too young to spoil cuz he was doused in some serious adoration. His grandma Chung also made a repeat appearance.

Needless to say, the little dude's proud parents had a lot to be thankful for (especially when Patty stopped meowing at her captive audience of one.)

Sunday, July 20, 2008

ajop... so hot right now

Blue Steel. Ferrari. Le Tigra. Magnum.
Crazy pills or no, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Monday, July 14, 2008

if facebook was my bag...

turn ons:

  • undivided attention (preferably from many cooing ladies)
  • boobs
  • peeing in the tub
  • staring at myself in the mirror
  • raising my fist in protest
  • punching myself in face
  • sucking on / slobbering on my fist
  • stretching while groaning loudly (i learned this from grandpa paik)
  • having a bath drawn by my dad
  • bumpy / noisy car rides
  • blue steel

turn offs:

  • sharp noises (someone stop using that damned ice machine)
  • sleep during daylight hours
  • having my nails done
  • bright light
  • vaccines
  • mommy and me classes
  • flaky / dry skin

notable skills / achievements:

  • rolled over once (witnessed only by grandma chung)
  • started to smile
  • can hold up my head like nobody's business

relevant statistics from the 2 month checkup:

  • 98th percentile height
  • 76th percentile head size
  • 74th percentile weight

Sunday, July 13, 2008

these boots were made for mc lovin'

There's starting off on the right foot and then there's struttin' your stuff in unbelievably adorable handknit booties-- straight out of the 2008 swiss miss couture knit collection.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

the next generation

Little O, meet Little E.

To all others: consider yourself warned, trouble's coming your way.

family fun

Taking a break from their globetrotting, Uncle Woody and Aunt Eva stopped by to say hello. The little man actually showed flashes of good behavior, particularly when Woody agreed to model the "big man, little hat" look made popular by the late great Willie Dixon.

To prepare for a successful life in crime and ensure that the FBI won't be able to track him, AJOP has acquired a wealth of aliases. Andrew. Andy. Andrew J. AJ. Lil O. Otis. It worked for Johnny Kelly (or should I say Johnny Dangerously).

It was an exciting few days for the fussy little dude who went on a hike, tried to feel up his aunt and in general put his uncle through a little hard training. Good times.

smooth operator

Who needs sleep when you have moves like these? No sleep? Check. Extreme fussiness? Check. More time for the lovely ladies? Check and mate.