if facebook was my bag...

turn ons:

• undivided attention (preferably from many cooing ladies)
• boobs
• peeing in the tub
• staring at myself in the mirror
• raising my fist in protest
• punching myself in face
• sucking on / slobbering on my fist
• stretching while groaning loudly (i learned this from grandpa paik)
• having a bath drawn by my dad
• bumpy / noisy car rides
• blue steel

turn offs:

• sharp noises (someone stop using that damned ice machine)
• sleep during daylight hours
• having my nails done
• bright light
• vaccines
• mommy and me classes
• flaky / dry skin
  

notable skills / achievements:

• rolled over once (witnessed only by grandma chung)
• started to smile
• can hold up my head like nobody's business
  

relevant statistics from the 2 month checkup:

• 98th percentile height
• 76th percentile head size
• 74th percentile weight